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Joke of the Day

"Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don't be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don't show too much interest 5. Seek therapy"

"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."

"""Playing hard to get huh?"" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook."

"Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine."

"What would a world without women feel like? A pain in the arse."

"Get-rich-quick schemes rarely make much cents"

"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!"

"The best halloween costume of the year goes too... Bruce Jenner!"

"What do you call someone whose GPA is greater than the number of inches their dick is? Asian"

"If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive? A chrysler (Christler)"