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Joke of the Day

"ME: Why can't everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can't you ME: Don't change the subject"

"If anyone can put the ""i"" in ""Team"" it's Apple."

"I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?"

"What did Tennesee?? What Arkansas.."

"You hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stays up all night, every night, wondering if there truly is a dog."

"Oral B is sponsoring tonight's NASCAR race. That seems like an odd choice for a sponsorship, considering most NASCAR fans don't even have teeth."

"Pool Went for a swim in one of those infinity pools earlier...couldn't finish a length :-("

"My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it."

"You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal"

"A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers, please."""