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Joke of the Day

"[USPS] M: *hands change of address form* C: Ma'am, this just says ""bathtub."" M: I live there now. C: We can't send mail to a bathtub. M: Yay"

"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."

"What do you call a hot indian girl? Bomb bae"

"Why is Africa so bad at cricket? Because they only have Ebola!"

"Don't you hate it when... you spend thirty minutes searching for a video, only to close it two minutes later."

"My wife's been nagging me to see the dentist about a tooth extraction. She says getting me to go is like pulling teeth."

"This is terrible, and I'd like to apologize in advance, but could anyone tell me why hipsters prefer corpses over zombies? Corpses are still underground."

"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."

"What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest? Dinomite"

"What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA."