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Joke of the Day

"How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title)."

"What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives"

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad."

"the karate policy at this nursing home is bullshit"

"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?"

"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"

"I used to live in Oklahoma... It was OK"

"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"

"What's Captain Picard's favorite game system? N-Gage"