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Joke of the Day

"Machine uprising? Ha! What can they do? Toaster gonna burn my bagel? Vending machine gonna steal my money? Like they do now... Holy shit."

"Is your refrigerator running? Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."

"What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!"

"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"

"Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it."

"What's a dragracers favourite meal? Brake-fast"

"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? Its butt."

"How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two!.......pac. ^(*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)"

"One time my dad caught me smoking an e-cig so he took me out to the shed and made me smoke an entire VCR."

"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."