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Joke of the Day

"I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous."

"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."

"What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."

"Like a true gentlemen, I always put women and children first. I hate walking into spiderwebs..."

"Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years."

"The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot It was black"

"What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste."

"What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic?"

"Her: Dude, back off. You're totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym. Me: You do realize I'm your boyfriend right?"

"My Cheesy Redneck Joke Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me. *Average Potatos?* Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters."