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Joke of the Day
"What's green and turns red at the push of a button? A frog in a blender."
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"For Sale Russian dolls - buy one get six free."
"Where does a king keep his armies?? In his sleevies"
"What do you call a dead asian? A failure"
"*drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *checks for abs, finds a clown"
"A guy thing. pp"
"Why did the religious bull get mad Because he had a bi-son"
"I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers."
"A bee just landed on my cheek and didn't sting me. I think we're dating now."
"FedEx missed me and left a note saying I can pick up my delivery, but joke's on them -- I no longer have the strength to do anything at all"