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Joke of the Day

"What can 9 out of 10 people agree on? gang rape"

"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."

"What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."

"Fries are basically edible cigarettes. Delicious edible cigarettes."

"I can't picture myself getting a tattoo I'll get married and have children, but a tattoo is just so permanent"

"I don't trust people who say ""I married my best friend"" because I don't think dogs can truly consent to marriage."

"Why should women only masturbate with these two fingers? *holds up middle and ring finger* Because they're mine!"

"If I poured phenolphthalein on you it would turn pink. Because you a basic bitch."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, ""I still love Vista, baby""."

"What do Shakespearian Buddhists eat for breakfast? Om and cheese Hamlets."