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Joke of the Day

"I can't picture myself getting a tattoo I'll get married and have children, but a tattoo is just so permanent"

"My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details."

"If only people were named after their tattoo's. This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus."

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'."

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"

"I think my roommate might be gay his dick tastes like shit!"

"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""

"Amish jokes Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady? She had two Mennonite I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter"