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Joke of the Day

"Why can't I pay pay your mom for sex with my credit card? Because there's a minimum charge of 5 dollars."

"What do you call a gigolo donkey? Hee-Haw"

"JOB OPPORTUNITY: Riot police officers needed. Interviews are being held tomorrow. Come early.... ....beat the crowd."

"We need a new name for the Bible. How about: DIY Salvation"

"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"

"How did the feminist die? Alone"

"Why are orphans terrible baseball players? They don't know where home is."

"*waiter lays down my plate* ""Can I get u anything else?"" U CAN GET ME HAPPY FACE PANCAKES LIKE I ORDERED, U FUC- *he rotates my plate* oh ok"

"Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad? Because she...let it go!"

"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."