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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"
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"Woman's pant pockets are like their rights. There, but only for show."
"too soon? Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11! 9/11 who? So much for ""NEVER FORGET"""
"A guy walks into a bar... He says ""ouch!"" and grabs his forehead."
"I like my coffee like I like my women From Kenya and tastes like warm diarrhea."
"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"
"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"
"What would you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."
"Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine."