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Joke of the Day

"hey boy ;) is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see m- oh, it is a gu- yes i will open the cash register"

"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."

"Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator."

"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."

"Why dracula drinks the blood of virgins The same reason we put ""virgin"" into olive oil"

"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."

"How do you know if a Catholic girl puts out? Ask her about her relationship with her father"

"What do you call nuts on the wall? - Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? - Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? - You're sucking a dick!"

"What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!"

"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."