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Joke of the Day

"What do you call nuts on the wall? - Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? - Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? - You're sucking a dick!"

"Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright..."

"How do you make your wife scream after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtain."

"How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!"

"What's a redneck's favorite dating website? Ancestry.com"

"What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk."

"What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs? A small arms dealer."

"Sometimes pretending to be busy takes more effort than being busy."

"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."

"Is your smart fridge running? ""Yes? Well can you turn the damn thing off, it's breaking the Internet!"""