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Joke of the Day

"Nobody thought Robin Williams was capable of killing himself that way... In fact, he was knot capable."

"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted"

"The phrase ""A stone's throw"" has been discontinued. Please use ""In Wifi range"" from now on."

"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"I want a name that can only be written using straight lines, so I'll be changing my name to Wilx Kivz."

"Non-tweeting friend: ""So it's like FB?"" Me: ""Except everyone's mean & sarcastic & brutally honest."" ""Sounds awf..."" ""Awesome. I know."""

"Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."

"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."

"Why were the dyslexic lesbians frustrated? They kept trying 96 but couldn't make each other cum."