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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I see a car with an ""Italia"" bumper sticker on it, I always write ""Gen"" in front of it because I'm an adult."

"What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance."

"""Premature ejaculation man I NEED HELP!!"" I'M COMING!"

"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."

"Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog"

"On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking."

"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"

"My friends made me jump off the end of the dock... I'll do anything under *pier* pressure"

"If you throw a banjo and accordian off a tall building, which one hits the ground first... Who cares?"