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Joke of the Day

"What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July? A m80."

"Taylor Swift tweeted a picture of her cat watching the Olympics and just as I suspected, Taylor's bedroom looks like a giant doily."

"When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination"

"Did you hear about the Korean who entered the lottery? He won one billion won."

"My pull out game is so strong... When i pull out my yu gi oh cards to duel, you send yourself to the shadow realm."

"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water. Boom-boom-chhh!"

"God damn auto correct... Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"

"I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal."

"Text to wife: ""Would you bring me my "" and my phone suggests ""girlfriend."" My phone is trying to kill me."

"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."