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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you a gibson? Cause I would only use you If I would get paid."
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"Management tip: 1) Slam phone down, 2) Grab briefcase, 3) Stomp out while mumbling about ""always having to fix things,"" 4) Sleep in car."
"My son has about 12 seconds to learn patience."
"If i could give any advice to hitler... Auschwitz should have been the first thing you made."
"We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures."
"Why couldn't the pig run? He pulled his hamstring!"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"
"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."
"Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees."