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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pig run? He pulled his hamstring!"
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"Crueless joke Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"Don't die a Virgin Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there."
"What do you call research to implicate dictators of other countries for murders by biological warfare? ...Foreign sick science."
"30/05/2016 Whenever i have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police"
"Bert is walking with Albert through the park and says, ""I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."" Albert says, ""What's the name of his other leg?"""
"I watch Looney Tunes before I go to work, because there's something about old school cartoon violence that relaxes me"
"If you don't like the way women drive... ...then get off the sidewalk."