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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pig run? He pulled his hamstring!"
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"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"
"A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control."
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"What do you call a body builder? Jim."
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"When someone asks you if you've met their kids... ... it turns out that the proper reply is NOT ""Yes, heheh."""