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Joke of the Day
"Why do white people own so many pets? Because they cant own blacks"
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"My wife said she's leaving me due to my obsession with breakfast cereals. I replied cheerios then."
"What do you call a person who hates fat people? Weighcist"
"I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life."
"I got a Wu ton... Wu tang futon"
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"Why is Putin Always early? because hes Russian (rush-en)"