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Joke of the Day

"My wife said she's leaving me due to my obsession with breakfast cereals. I replied cheerios then."

"""You're going to poop me."" --Lazy Fortune Cookie"

"Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible? ""...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."""

"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"

"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"

"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."

"What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash? Jergen's lotion."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into an asshole..."

"Where did the engine go after he retired? To live in a motor home"

"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"