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Joke of the Day

"If a bunch of white people running down a hill is an avalanche, what is a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break."

"When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. ""She took the bed!"""

"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"

"How can you tell that a politician lies? His lips are moving"

"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."

"There are three people in this world The ones that can count, and the ones that cant."

"What do you call a pretzel that got his ass kicked? A salted pretzel"

"***Abortion jokes are NOT FUNNY*** Cut it out!"

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."