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Joke of the Day
"What do sick composers drink? Tchai *cough* Tea"
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"How was I supposed know she was ugly? She had big titties."
"Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
"Is your mum black ? Cause she has a massive dick."
"I was going to make a joke about a carp that had hands But it was too metacarpal."
"Who called them potatoes & not the motherchip."
"What does a bum call a dumpster. A Bed and Breakfast."
"Science fact: a dog extracts more information from smelling a pile of excrement than a human does from reading the Daily Mail."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None... It should be opened when she brings it to you."
"I'm at the age where an ""all-nighter"" means I didn't have to get up to pee"