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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"
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"Next week on Teen Court Lawyer: objection ur honor! Judge: objection totes denied Lawyer: smdh"
"<joke> ""Punchline"" is not an internal or external command. Attempting a continue... C:\Windows\System32\ taskkill /IM joke.exe </joke>"
"What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve? Any black Pokemon, really."
"My girlfriend tried to tell me an abuse joke But I beat her to the punch"