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Joke of the Day

"Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band? Because they don't even know if they believe."

"Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives."

"Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay."

"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"Bruce willis was found dead next to a bottle of viagra I guess you could say he died hard"

"Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between ""papist"" and ""rapist""? NSFW of course OK."

"What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off."

"Can you believe that my neighbor knocked at my door at 2AM!? Luckily, I was up playing my drums."

"My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants."

"Just asked a girl if she was from Gotham. She said, ""No, why?"" I said b/c you look like The Penguin."