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Joke of the Day
"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."
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"Have you heard about Michigan's music scene?? I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)"
"Kiss me you fool. Embrace me you dolt. Cuddle me you simpleton. Marry me you megalomaniac. HAVE MY BABY YOU GARBAGE PERSON."
"[death row] GUARD: Ok, here's your last meal. Bon appetit. CAT: *slowly pushes meal off table*"
"The boss is telling his workers a dumb joke... ...and every worker is laughing except one. The boss asks that one worker: ""Why are you not laughing?"" ""Cos I'm quitting today."""
"What do you get when you cross Ebola and Tourette Syndrome?"
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open when she brings it to you"
"Men get more attractive with age. Women...well they just let you put it in more places."
"me: can I buy you a drink? girl: sorry [holds up martini] already got one me: [spits in it] How about now?"
"Overheard: ""Why is this guy listening to our conversation?"""