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"Wanna hear a joke about Youtube comments? I'll tell it once this gets 500 upvotes."
"Why should you never make fun of fat people who have lisps? They're thick and tired of it"
"MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN SO I CAN FINALLY WINK AT THE CAT AS MUCH AS I WANT"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"
"Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well? Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said ""Tom is sleeping with the fishes."""
"Did you hear the joke about the 100-inch pizza? It's hard to deliver."
"A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?"""
"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."