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"[my 1st day as spelling bee host] your word is policy ""can you use it in a sentence"" um i think hes an undercover cop, he looks a bit policy"
"Bruce Jenner joke. Bruce's transition to a woman has been so fascinating, a whole new category has been made for him. He will be considered Transjenner."
"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""
"I went to a zoo the other day, all they had was a dog... It was a shihtzu. Thanks to Drinking Buddy from Fallout 4 for this knee-slapper."
"Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol? Because they don't like to drink and derive."
"I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something."
"How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley"
"Met a woman with 12 boobs last night... Sounds unbelievable dozen tit"
"How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper"