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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers? A Virgin."

"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle."

"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."

"Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden."

"I saw your wife cheating on you. Sure? What was she wearing? A white and gold dress. Uff, what a relief, she was wearing a black and blue one."

"HR: Do you use the visualization exercises from the anger management class? Me: Yes, I picture a swarm of bees attacking co-workers."

"TEACHER: please take off your hat in class *I take off my hat revealing a slightly smaller hat* ME: I can do this 14 more times"

"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""

"I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES"

"If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving is not for you."