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Joke of the Day
"What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden"
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"What do you call a pussy with herpes? Cuntagious"
"Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire."
"What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Fillipe F'Lop"
"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"
"What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent."
"Hey now, you're a rock star, get your game on, Go plaaaay Hey now, you're potato, get your tate on, Po taaaate"
"I tried changing my password to ""Goku"" But facebook said it was too weak."
"What do you say to someone who studied media at university? Can I have fries with that please?"
"A vampire masturbating into a mirror. You didn't see that coming."