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Joke of the Day
"Whats the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday"
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"A black mom has six kids all named Leroy. She tells them apart by their different last names."
"[highspeed chase] ANCIENT GREEK COP: Damn they're getting away *turns on Siren* [several nearby ships are lured to their doom]"
"I'm running away to join the internet."
"I have seen my first naked lady Sorry, I meant... I have seen my First Lady naked."
"What Do You Call A Dog With Wings? Linda McCartney"
"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick!!"
"Came home to find my girlfriend packing her stuff... I asked her what she was doing, she says ""I'm leaving you, you sick peadophile!"" ""Peadophile! That's a big word for an 8 year old!"""
"My grandfather died during the Holocaust He fell off a guard tower."