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Joke of the Day

"Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested? Embezzlement"

"If you are really good at comedy you can make $250 writing for a multimillionaire."

"Giant methane storms on Uranus phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"

"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."

"Jewelry in my family gets passed down from generation to generation. My tongue ring used to be my grandmother's clit ring."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can actually finish a race."

"Do you know what you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? **Elephino**!"

"Self-absorbed people are the worst. They are always thinking about themselves when they should be thinking about me."

"Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor."