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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor."
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"So I hear Trump wants to ban shredded cheese. Says he's going to make America grate again."
"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."
"Did you know that Kennedy was a sex addict? I guess that's why they call it the 'White' House ( )"
"Why didn't Johnny Depp get an Oscar nod for Black Mass? The nominee pool was Whitey-nough already"
"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again"
"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it."
"Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash."
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"I'm Japanese. I took my Viagra this morning. .. Now I'm ready for erection day."