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Joke of the Day
"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."
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"Knock-knock ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control freak--now you say, 'Control freak who?'"""
"Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!"
"I leave the window open at night hoping a drunk criminal will accidentally drop a bag of money inside while trying to break in."
"Boy, I hate small talk. *coworkers all grimace* He's right behind me isn't he? *Small talk starts cracking his knuckles*"
"I don't know why everyone looks so stressed. I tweet and drive all the time. Oh...must be the beer."
"How do you stop an angry rhino from charging? You take away its credit card"
"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""
"*Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror* *Feels confident* *""Hi I'd like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay""* *dammit*"