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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? **Elephino**!"
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"A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles"
"A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke."
"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."
"Someone told me testimony is unreliable I don't believe them."
"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"There once was a Little Girl named Sue... She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?"
"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"
"For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with ""Youth in Asia""???"
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt, shithead."