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Joke of the Day

"When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said."

"A man was arrested for publicly exposing himself to the ""wrong person,"" which implies somewhere out there the right person is waiting."

"I heard the comedians at Jamestown were pretty bad... The punchlines were so shitty everyone died."

"Who let the dogs out? Knock knock"

"probably my biggest regret is not having gone to high school in an 80s movie."

"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"

"Boxer briefs Digging my Dick out of boxer briefs, is like clawing gum out of shag carpet."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"

"""OMG, I FORGOT TO CHECK FACEBOOK"" - somebody almost about to get some work done"

"What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid? Nike. Their motto says just ""Just do it""."