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Joke of the Day
"What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid? Nike. Their motto says just ""Just do it""."
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"'I have trains ran on me all the time.' - Railroads. Or my ex-girlfriend."
"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth 100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars 100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus 100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury 100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto 100% gas = Uranus"
"Why is your mom like a vacuum? She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet. Not to mention she also gets turned on by your dad"
"How do you tell jokes? Repost :("
"What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins."
"Who are the fastest readers ? 9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds"
"What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? A flat miner"