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Joke of the Day

"A boy asks his father, ""Where's the big storm going?"" The father replies, ""Miami."" The son says, ""Is your Ami going to be ok?"""

"Knock-Knock Who's there? Meg White's most intricate beat."

"These days my boss has been getting on my nerves. See I'm a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster... These days everyone wants instant stratification."

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are carpooling to work together."

"What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones."

"What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino? Shot."

"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."

"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"

"I like my women like I like my sex partners... Female."

"Price of 2x4's : 9$. Price of some nails: 3.50$. Price of a hammer:15$ The world after a Crucifixion: Christless."