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Joke of the Day

"These days my boss has been getting on my nerves. See I'm a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster... These days everyone wants instant stratification."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."

"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."

"Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them."

"I don't understand romantic movies, why waste all that time with the complicated, man-hating main character when her slut friend is cuter."

"How does a flower get pollinated? Beez Nuts!"

"What's the difference between a bull and a band?"

"Did you hear about the wave of arrests of Mexican immigrants for theft and rape? Many suspect that the charges are *trumped* up."

"Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture."