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Joke of the Day
"Medusa's hair is made of snakes. Does the carpet match the drapes?"
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"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."
"A time traveler walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we don't serve time travelers here."" The time traveler looks at the bartender and says ""it's about time!"""
"Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he's walking around like a sour puss."
"When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, ""DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"" People always clap when she wakes up."
"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."
"What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer? By selling your camera."
"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"
"The wife's only listening to you outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels"
"There's a metal band that plays while on soapy water. Slipknot"