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Joke of the Day

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are carpooling to work together."

"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""

"Time is money, so if you never accept a job, you have 24 hours of money per day, which is the maximum amount, so youre the richest man alive"

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"9yr old poured milk on the cat. When I asked why he said ""He's thirsty and likes to lick himself."" I couldn't argue with that."

"As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son's love, I sometimes think to myself, ""This may be the worst prize ever."""

"I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it."

"Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview. The interviewer asked him questions.""So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"""

"Liquor probably won't fix your problems... but it's worth a shot."

"OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun."