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Joke of the Day

"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"

"What do u call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass"

"Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey... Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving."

"A blind man walks into a bar.. And a table. And a chair."

"Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check."

"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"

"Do you think Hitler got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel? They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven."

"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"

"Just realized what I'm putting on my tombstone. If you're reading this, I'm already dead."

"ME: honey, just tap me on the arm tonight if you think I've gotten too drunk WIFE: I've been tapping your arm for the last 2 hours"