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Joke of the Day

"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"

"Why do girls keep giving me their fax numbers?"

"Is it hard to spot a cheetah? No, they come that way."

"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask Whoops, wrong sub"

"My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes"

"How does every racist joke start? With a look over your shoulder."

"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"

"Walked into the bathroom and it sounded like someone was powerlifting in one of the stalls. That, or an exorcism."

"What do you call a snake on viagra? Rod!"

"I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public."