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Joke of the Day
"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."
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"wanna here my to do list your mum"
"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."
"Boss approaches, I frantically close my google image search of cats hugging, only to show a new window of cats in formal wear. I get fired."
"""I want to take you home, pull off your jacket, run my hand down your spine and curl up with you on the couch."" -- bibliophiles, to books"
"What kind of melons always have big weddings? Cantaloupe."
"I like my money like I like my women... Under the table."
"Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry"
"why is peter pan always in the air? Because he neverlands"
"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"