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"*reads own tweet* Haha, so relatable"
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"Fart tutor wanted, must have references"
"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"
"Things got heated on my date the other night and I said ""hey you wanna do 68?"" She says ""what's that?"" I said ""it's when you blow me and I owe you one."""
"You have no idea how hard it is to find a greeting card for your wife that says, ""I don't remember where I left the baby."""
"Making a list of all the people who wrote ""Happy Birthday"" on my wall without an exclamation point so that I know who's secretly mad at me."
"Trump's wives were immigrants. Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't."
"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"
"They've finally renamed my gym ""Skinny Guys with Giant Headphones Loudly Dropping Small Weights."""
"Why are there gay aliens on mars? Because curiosity got the best of them."