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"Knock Knock Who's there? No bitches"
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"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"
"Two men .... Two men walked into a building, You would have thought one of them would have seen it!"
"I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out... I say bought I actually stole it off a short fat, ginger kid"
"What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun"
"if you watch cinderella backwards its about a girl who finds her place in society."
"So i said to my wife... ""Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"""
"my shower curtain grabbing my thigh while I was washing my hair is the most action I've gotten in a long time."
"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"
"""Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight."" -- The Swiss Army"