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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an insect that talks under its breath? A mumble bee"
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"Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field. Sorry."
"What do you call an insect with magical powers? A spelling bee."
"I wonder what it would be like if we made Dr. House an annoying woman.. Whats that, Nurse Jackie you say?"
"I bet feminists hate pedestrian crossings... What with that red/green man telling them when they can and can't walk."
"I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need."
"Guy gets into a car wreck with a midget driver Midget steps out of his car, walks over to the other guy with a scowl and states, ""I'm not happy."" Guy responds. ""So which one are you?"""
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."
"I text-ed my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."
"Whats the best way to get over a girl? Get under another one"