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Joke of the Day
"Rick Santorum drops out and throws his support to Ted Cruz Thanks for nothing!"
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"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"Now that cell phones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again..."
"Wait ... ""El Chapo"" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?"
"Ever hear of an Australian kiss Its like a French kiss except its ""down unda"""
"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."
"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."
"You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.70 a packet and deer nuts are under a buck"