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Joke of the Day
"Rick Santorum drops out and throws his support to Ted Cruz Thanks for nothing!"
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"My wife's cooking is incredible! With a silent 'cr'"
"Donald Trump and Jeremy Clarkson are now in the same line of work The unemployment line"
"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."
"People call my Grandfather Spiderman... He doesn't have superpowers, he just finds it difficult getting out of the bath."
"Just pressed a picture of my new Corvette against the glass of the shark tank at the aquarium & said ""You guys ain't shit."""
"How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb? One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was."
"train operator just yelled at someone to stop smoking and they said ""I'm vaping"" and the conductor said ""I don't care"" and everyone laughed"
"i told this girl at the bar that im kinda popular on twitter and she sighed for 17 minutes straight the bartender timed it"
"Joke A dyslexic man walked into a bra."