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Joke of the Day

"She threw me out after discovering I had no cooked bread... She is lack-toast intolerant."

"What are the two biggest lies a man will ever tell? 1. The check is in the mail 2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

"I still wake up hoping that class is cancelled."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"

"Maybe we should put Obama on the $20 bill Then we would finally get the change he promised."

"What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist? A pervert."

"Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a battery? Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/how_many_feminists_does_it_take_to_change_a/"

"People who pull on the back of your seat to stand up on a plane/bus are worse than Jeffrey Dahmer."

"Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire."