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Joke of the Day

"How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America? By occident"

"My wife told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it this Friday."

"I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist."

"Empty My head is just like the comments section. (I'm not sure if the 'Wow, such empty' is on PCs and laptops so... yeah...)"

"The Pope is sick. Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal."

"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? ""Aww, shucks!"""

"what do you call the offspring of two lesbians? A hermaphrodike"

"[approaches outdoor cafe holding balloon w/face drawn on it] Hello table for two ple- [large gust carries balloon away] OH NO MY WIFE"

"Give me a compliment. A woman looks into the mirror and says to her husband: ""I feel fat, old and ugly, give me a compliment"". The man replies: ""Your eyes are still working great""."

"Taking the lives away from 12 baby chicks. Bought an egg carton at the grocery store..."