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Joke of the Day

"Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist."

"How i feel when i find out Tom Brady is suspended for 4 games"

"What do you call a giant pile of kittens? A meowntain"

"I just started a new band called Prevention Everyone says we're better than The Cure"

"For some reason I'm an extremely secretive person. Don't ask me why"

"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"

"What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced? They put him under joint custody."

"What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding."

"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."

"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? Cause he wanted to get along little doggie."