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Joke of the Day

"Whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine."

"What'd you call a German businessman? An enterpreNeuer."

"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""

"A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says ""Sir you need to stop masturbating"". ""Why"" asks the man. The doctor replies ""It's making it difficult to finish the examination""."

"Hey Target, it's Mid October, calm the fcuk down!-Santa"

"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"

"I identify as a Skywalker I guess you could call me Anakin."

"Best thing ever is when you see your X-Girlfriend and she is now your XL-girlfriend"

"What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)? one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P"

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."