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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl? If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy."

"What's long and hard and screws people? An exam."

"Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach whales swim up to her and sing ""We are family...!"""

"If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, he still tries to play it off like he meant it so the other trees don't laugh."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? Doctor"

"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"

"if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free"

"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."

"Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine."

"It's impossible to say ""mesh"" without sounding like Sean Connery... Also you just tried it."